
I no longer wonder why so many doctors wear glasses.
I hate whoever this is for getting the Scooby Doo theme song stuck in my head.

That’s not going to go away for a week.
Really, really busy. If this is what falling off the face of the Earth was like, no wonder why no one went anywhere near the edge of the square world—I don’t blame them. All I’ve fallen into are textbooks, textbooks, and more textbooks.

I’ve been meaning to put back up my queue, but I just haven’t gotten around to it. As far as what I’ve been listening to, today, on my study playlist….
The Xx, Sara Bareilles, Starfucker, Grizzly Bear, and, oddly enough, Pat Benatar.
Rachel is fantastic, beautiful, amazing, and very, very talented. There’s talk of moving her show to Broadway—but we really shouldn’t jinx it by talking about it.
Barts is only becoming more handsome with age. Really, I think if he’s any more handsome we’re going to have a problem with the other dogs in the block.

I’m good, really. I’ve been swamped with work. Being a med student isn’t exactly easy.
Is everything alright with your cousin?

I’m also sorry for replying so late, Silver. I’m surprised I’m online, at all.
I feel like everything I’ve been answering, lately, is just going to boost Rachel’s ego…but I’m an honest girl.
As long as my girlfriend is naked, it doesn’t matter where.

I can be a little…aggressive, but so can she, so it’s just a matter of the day, I guess.
Rachel Barbra Berry, star, performer, actress, singer, and humanitarian, is both the best sex I’ve ever had and is definitely the best person, emotionally, mentally, and physically, that I’ve ever slept with.
I might be a little biased but I think that just means I’m right.

Since it’s about my opinion and everything.
I know.

I still don’t know why. I think her head’s gotten so big it’s starting to malfunction. <3
You have a lot of festivals, don’t you, Silver? That tiny town has a lot of events.
Rachel has been absolutely phenomenal and, so far, blown every single critic, viewer, and cast member, I suspect, away.

How was your mini vacation?

I don’t know whether to laugh, grab my pepper spray, or list off medical facts.

